Halloween 5 – The Revenge of Michael Myers
Author: Andres
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MICHAEL LIVES. AND THIS TIME, THEY’RE READY! Now Remastered In HD And Featuring An All-New Audio Commentary! Because Hell would not have him, Michael Myers survived the mine explosion thought to have killed him. One year later, his traumatized young niece Jamie (Danielle Harris of HALLOWEEN 4) is horrified to discover she has a telepathic bond with her evil Uncle…and that Uncle Michael is on his way back to Haddonfield. But Dr. Loomis (the late, great Donald Pleasence)… More >>
Halloween 5 – The Revenge of Michael Myers
Posted in Halloween
Crap. I did just watch this. If only the Patriots had even showed up in Pittsburgh, I would not have felt obligated to channel surf and land on this roasting turkey, so fowl it still had its tail feathers embedded. But–like watching a train wreck, or a bad blind date ending up in a mud wrestling challenge–I followed this flick to its vacuous, brain-bashing ending.
If only I had the presence of mind to walk away to clean the bathroom, or de-lice the dogs. Or go back to the Patriots-Steelers game.
Nope, instead I suffered: suffered through a moronic plot, a stale and pale reincarnation of slasher/bad-guy Michael Meyers (who wore out his welcome after chasing Jamie Lee Curtis in the first ‘Halloween’ massacre), screaming munchkins–even watched as an aging Donald Pleasence was gassed up and propped up to limp and rant through another easily forgettable performance. (Donald? How many of these sequels have you been in? Have you used up your ‘frequent flyer’ miles?)
Forget about the characters: they’re as inconsequential as they are unmemorable. And I’ve already forgotten the story as I type: What the heck am I reviewing? Well, one thing’s for sure: I haven’t reviewed anything worth a passing fancy of popcorn flatulence.
–D. Mikels
Rating: 1 / 5
This Halloween is kind of to like of 2 other Halloweens films 4 and 6 the Jamie trilogy 1,2,7,8 are the laurie quadrility halloween 3 (Did somebody yell flop) back to 5 I saw it once and I could tell Pleasense was in it for the money the teenagers were in it to lose there virginity Harris was actually the only one in the movie doing it for the movies sake the directer Dominoei,maforeignfaggot probably could,nt speak english thats why its so awful as for the story Z the shape comes back to kill people and whos the guy in the clickey cowboy shoes is he are gun slingin’ cowboy hero no he lets micheal out of jail what the f*** is up with that two words for this halloweenies ooh scary i’m being sarcastic of course
Rating: 1 / 5
Indeed, this is the scariest movie I have ever seen in my life, so watch it in the dark with your dog. Eat a hot dog! I love the ending, when Michael Myers escapes from jail. Jamie is so hot!Rachel, sorry you died with scissors; Tina, sorry you died by being stabbed in the woods. Samantha was doing the nasty in the barn with Spitz, and he got stabbed with a pitchfork…Sammy got SLASHED with a sickle!!!! Masterpiece! I love how Jamie bangs her rear on the laundry chute!! Classic. You get to see Michael stab Mikey, Tina’s boyfriend, with a garden claw! You also get to see Rachel’s stuff.
Rating: 5 / 5
THIS MOVIE IS TERRIBLE. MICHAEL MYERS AINT JASON VORHEES, HE IS A KNIFE WIELDING FREAK THEY MAKE HIM USE HUGE AXES CMON HE USES KNIFES. AND WHO IS THAT GUY DRESSED IN BLACK ITS STUPID. THE ENDING WAS TERRIBLE, WHAT AM I SAYING THE WHOLE MOVIE WAS TERRIBLE.
Rating: 1 / 5
This is probably my least favorite Halloween movie (next to 3 of corse)but you should still see it if youre a big fan of the series. RATED R:FOR STRONG VIOLENCE AND LANGUGE AND FOR SOME SEXUALITY
Rating: 2 / 5